I overheard your conversation outside my dorm
All your friends are so cool and I'm such a bore
You were talking about something that I almost couldn't understand
You've got two masters in chemistry, I got a punk rock band
I want to say, "Hi", but I don't know how
You listen to Bernstein and I only know three chords songs
Oh, no (one, two, three, go!)
That girl is out of sight but I want to be her man
I know I'm a solid five
Oh, no and she's a perfect, a perfect ten
That girl is out of sight but I want to be her man
I know I'm a solid five
Oh, no and she's a perfect, a perfect ten
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You can speak four languages, I can barely speak one
You're the queen of sympathy and I'm just not fun
You've always been a grade A student and I'm a sub-par D
Even my friends think that you're just too good for me
I want to say, "Hi", but I don't know how
You listen to Bernstein and I only know three chords songs
Oh, no (one, two, three, go!)
That girl is out of sight, I want to be her man
I know I'm a solid five
Oh, no and she's a perfect, a perfect ten
That girl is out of sight and I want to be her man
I know I'm a solid five
Oh, no and she's a perfect, a perfect ten
(I'm not a one, two, three or four) not a solid five
(I'm not a one, two, three or four) not a solid five
(I'm not a one, two, three or four) but a solid five
(I'm not a one, two, three or four) but she's a perfect, a perfect ten