Narwhals, Narwhals,
Swimming in the ocean,
Causing a commotion,
Cos they are so awesome.
Narwhals, Narwhals,
Swimming in the ocean,
Pretty big and pretty white,
They'd beat a polar bear in a fight.
Like an underwater unicorn,
They got a kick-ass facial horn,
They're the jedi of the sea,
They stop Cthulu eating ye.
Narwhals,
They are narwhals,
Narwhals,
Just don't let them touch your balls.
Narwhals,
They are narwhals,
Narwhals
Inventors of the shish-kebab.
Narwhals, Narwhals,
Swimming in the ocean,
Causing a commotion,
Cos they are so awesome.
Narwhals, Narwhals,
Swimming in the ocean,
Pretty big and pretty white,
They'd beat a polar bear in a fight.
Like an underwater unicorn,
They got a kick-ass facial horn,
They're the jedi of the sea,
They stop Cthulu eating ye.
Narwhals,
They are narwhals,
Narwhals,
Just don't let them touch your balls.
Narwhals,
They are narwhals,
Narwhals
Inventors of the shish-kebab.