We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee We don't take our trips on LSD We don't burn our draft cards down on the Main Street We like livin' right, and bein' free We don't make a party out of lovin' We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo, ooh! We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy Like the hippies out in San Francisco do And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee A place where even squares can have a ball We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all, hey! Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen Football's still the roughest thing on campus And the kids here still respect the college dean All together everybody And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee, thank you A place where even squares can have a ball We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse In Muskogee, Oklahoma, U.S.A. ♪ Thank you Here is- Thank you so much Here is a brand new record That's much on the same thought We hope you like it like you did Muskogee And maybe covers even little wider area Talks about the flag again and I remember Tommy Collins told me yesterday that If he would have dropped the flag when he was holding the flag in school So they would lost their right to recess, and I hope that's all we lose, our right to recess