Ooo
I'm so defensive, there are things over there
That I do not know about, yeah
I'm so defensive, I get caught up in the modern day
The fishing net that's pulling at my feet
I'm so defensive, I got bongos thumping in my chest
And something tells me they don't beat for me
I'm so defensive, I got egg shells on my doorstep
And I don't give second chances easily
I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
Got that long hair, long beard turtleneck sweater
You got short hair, short beard, nothin' feels better
Than me and you and me and you
I'm so defensive, I got boobies on my booty
I got feelings in my feelings, I got violets on my violence, yeah
I'm so defensive I got fire in my fire
I got whiskey in my shower, got my dancing feet on fleek
I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
Got that long hair, long beard turtleneck sweater
You got short hair, short beard, nothin' feels better
Than me and you and me and you
I'm so defensive, I've got eggshells around me
I love romance, but I got eggshells around me
I'm on the fence and I got eggshells around me
Don't step on 'em, don't step on 'em
Don't step on 'em, don't step on me
Bo diddley buy baby diamond ring woo hoo
And if that diamond ring don't shine
She gonna take it to a private eye
If that private eye can't see
He'd better not take the ring from
I got long hair, long beard turtleneck sweater
Got that long hair, long beard turtleneck sweater
You got short hair, short beard nothin' feels better
Than me and you and me and you
I got long hair, long beard, turtleneck sweater
Got that long hair, long beard turtleneck sweater
You got short hair, short beard, nothin' feels better
Than me and you and me and you
Yeehaw, Oh
Oh, you got to do this baby
Man, Oh man, oh man
You don't have to be that grumpy old man on the porch
'Cause guess what, guess what?
You can ride away with me and my horse, yeah
We can go off into the galaxy with my friend
My friend sting
Sting, sting, sting