Hide all the antiques
And put all the paintings away
Now it's my turn
To heat up the RCA
Open up the fridge
And put all the food to the rear
Make a lot of room
For another couple boxes of beer
We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party
Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party
A teenage beer drinkin' party
Dancin' on the living room rug
We'll all go looking
Where nobody knows
Open all the closets
And maybe try on some clothes
We might go Hawaiian
Or maybe dress up straight
Just like daddy did
On his first date
We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party
Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party
A teenage beer drinkin' party
Dancin' on the living room rug
There's bodies on the stairs
Bodies all over the floor
Some of them are sleeping
Or just can't find the door
Hide all the antiques
Put all the paintings away
Now it's our turn
To heat up the RCA
There's neighbours above me
Neighbours way down below
But we don't care
You know we're gonna go, go, go
We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party
Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party
A teenage beer drinkin' party
Dancin' on the living room rug
We all thought the party
Was over at five
But we found daddy's stash
To keep us alive
There's neighbours above me
Neighbours way down below
But we don't care
You know we're gonna let 'er go
We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party
Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party
A teenage beer drinkin' party
Dancin' on the living room rug
A teenage beer drinkin' party
Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party
A teenage beer drinkin' party
They never should have left us alone
They never should have left us alone
They never should have left us alone
They never should have left us alone