When they first fell in love, here's what they would do Watch baseball together every night on the tube Counting their blessings, toasting their luck Late nights with Tim McCarver and Joe Buck Then, one of his buddies came around one day He says, "I've got a brand-new game we can play You can pick or choose, you can win or lose And it's you who's making the call" Fantasy baseball widow Fantasy baseball widow So tired of playing make-believe She just wants the real thing Now, he's on the computer day and night Clicking stat tracker on the Yahoo site He talks about WHIP, but she's not included Down on the DL and she's feeling excluded Fantasy baseball widow Fantasy baseball widow So tired of playing make-believe She just wants the real thing Keeper league, 5 out 5 My OBP is taking a dive Scouring at night on the waiver wire Starting dissent and benching desire ♪ Well, they made a trade and he got dropped There's always a fresh, upcoming crop She went and found herself a new man Now they're at the stadium watching the games from the stands Fantasy baseball widow Fantasy baseball widow So tired of playing make-believe She just wants the real thing So tired of playing make-believe She just wants the real thing