Samantha's got a bag of coal
Mighty soul but I couldn't find an ego
Dressing up like Santa Claus
She gave it to the bankers
And the others that were evil
Like the cops in this town
Disturbing all the peace
Always bringing everybody down
Why you gotta spoil the fun
Creating problem where there are none
I'm singing ho ho ho
Here's a chunk of coal
For the overzealous cop acting like he's the gestapo
Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal
For the hypocrite who's preaching in the church under the steeple
Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal
For the money driven bastards putting profits over people
Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal
For the rich white frat boy yelling crap out of car windows
For the overzealous copper acting like the gestapo
Ho
Well Samantha used to be called Sam
Samantha was a woman that used to be a man
Trying to find a place in this world
It's kind of hard when the boy becomes the girl
Yeah she took it to the West Coast side
She got pushed off a bridge
She nearly died
A victim of a hateful crime
The sadness crept in
Samantha took her own life
I'm singing ho ho ho
Here's a chunk of coal
For the overzealous cop acting like he's a gestapo
Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal
For the hypocrites who preach in the church under the steeples
Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal
For the bankers and the brokers ripping off all of the people
Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal
For the rich white frat boy yelling crap out of car windows
For the overzealous cop acting like he's a gestapo
For the money grabbing bastards putting profits over people
For the homophobic bigots spreading violence onto people
Hos