When the witching hour draws near
And the bones are rattling in their tombs
You might fall into the
Into the Zone
Welcome to this stupid place
Say goodbye to your fleshy face
Enter a domain of bones
The spookiest of all zones
"All I'm asking for is a glass of milk"
This place sucks
Get me out
Get me out of the Bone Zone
Welcome to the skeleton domain
The place and home of all pleasure and pain
"And I'm not checking the bathroom!"
Into the
Welcome to the Bone Zone
With skeletons I'm left alone
I was just looking for a meal tonight
But now they want my flesh to bite
This place sucks major boner
Bad puns
Cackling with no skin
The ritual shalt begin
Skeletons drinking beer
They're coming for my rear
They won't ask me twice
If I like playing beer dice
Stuck down in the Zone
Somebody please give me my fucking phone
Turns out the "Bone Zone" really just is a skeleton bar
"Welcome back, human, to the bone zone!"
"You thought you could escape last time,"
"But this time we identified the piss in the bathroom,"
"And it turns out it belongs to you!"
Shit!
"No, wait, that makes a lot of sense."
"Sorry."
This place sucks
Get me out
Get me out of the Bone Zone
Get me out, get me out
Get me out of this place
Pleasure and pain
Welcome to the skeleton domain
Bone Zone
"You know what-- You know what, skeletons? You suck."
"I found my phone; I'm gonna call an Uber this time."
"And you know what?"
"Fuck you, skeletons! Bye!"
"Ah, look at that, I found my coat this time."