Ooh, it's a lonely night in my cold coffin, oh-so tight
Anime pillows decorate these inner walls, as I'm rattling around in these dark halls
I search the internet for some clues
I throw up when I see naked women, I'm so confused
This isn't what sex could be
Vaginas and butts are for poo-poo and pee-pee
Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night, here in my coffin, oh-so tight
I've got no dick, but I love to bone on this night I'm all but alone
Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night, my cheap pillow Waifu feels so right
I've got no dick, but I love to bone, on this night I'm all but alone
A dark night of melancholia, I open up a book filled with genitalia
Oh, my god, page after page of naked dudes?
Why is the hair on his penis called pubes?
I call a doctor to ask if this is true?, he answers with anger, "Who the hell are you?"
I slam down the telephone, and then I scream, "Why would the penis cough up nasty white cream?"
Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night, here in my coffin, oh-so tight
I've got no dick, but I love to bone, on this night I'm all but alone
Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night, my cheap pillow Waifu feels so right
Sunglasses at night with my saxophone
I'm tellin' you, baby, I just love to bone, yeah
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The thought of an organ makes me sick, to the point that I wish I could smash my own dick
I say no thanks I'd rather dislocate my head, and shove it all the way up my ass when I spread
Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night, here in my coffin, oh-so tight
I've got no dick, but I love to bone, on this night I'm all but alone
Ooh, baby, it's a lonely night, my cheap pillow Waifu feels so right
I've got no dick, but I love to bone, on this night I'm all but alone