3, 2, 1, go! No time to waste No time for show! And if i put the hours in I'll get a little place That i can call my own The tv over here The bed over there A mirror on the wall where i can do my hair I could be as happy As a dog on a lap If the mirror on the wall Doesn't answer me back, with "Are you happy? Happy as a person can be? Happy as a bird in the trees? Or happy like a dog on a lead? Lucky me, saying please." "Are you happy? Happy as a person can be? Happy as a bird in the trees? Or happy like a dog on a lead? Lucky me, saying pleasе." Here comes friday night Wе have a little drink And then we feel alright Forget to even worry what we do this for And if the drink isn't working Then we might need more It's 3 am, and we're talking fast And the doorbell's ringing So it's goodbye cash And for a little while I'll be flying high If the mirror on the table Doesn't catch my eye