One day I'm going to Malta to big hotel
In the morning I go down to eat a breakfast
I tell the waitress I wanna two pieces of toast
She brings me only one piece
I tell her I want two piece
She says go to the toilet
I say, you no understand I want 2 piece on my plate
She says you better no piss on the plate you song of a bitch!
I don't even know the lady and she callin' me a sun of a bitch
I don't need this shit
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Later, I go to eat at the bigger restaurant
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife
But no fork
I tell her I wanted a fork
She telling me, everybody wanna fuck
I tell her, you no understand I wanna fork on the table
She says you better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch!
I don't even know the lady and she callin' me a son of a bitch
I don't need this shit
♪
So I go back to my room in a hotel
And there is no sheets on the bed
Call the manager and tell him I want a sheet
He tellin' me to go to the toilet
I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed
He said you better not shit on the bed you son of a bitch!
I go to the checkout and the man said peace on you
I said piss on you too, you son of a bitch
I'm going back to Italia
Arrivederci