I could be your one and all
Pin you up against the wall
And I'd make you feel so safe and sound
Take your picture secretly
Make it dirty just for me
And I'd use it when no ones around, yeah
You'll be sleeping by my side
But I've got something to hide
Should have known right from the start
That I was born to break your heart
And baby, that's why
If you were my boyfriend
If you were my boyfriend (Whoo)
If you were my boyfriend
If you were my boyfriend
Ooh, ooh
You'll be going through my phone
I'm smelling like his cheap cologne
I'll erase it with one more shot
Screaming at me all night long
Then I'll sing your favorite song
And remember I'm all you got
We forget so easily
When you come right back to me
Should have know right from the start
That I was born to break your heart
And baby, that's why
If you were my boyfriend
If you were my boyfriend (Ooh)
If you were my boyfriend
If you were my boyfriend
Ooh, ooh
Just because I'm looking, baby
Doesn't mean that I don't love you more and more every day
Just because he's beautiful
Doesn't mean I wanna go and throw a good love away
Just because he's got a beard (got a beard)
And cool tattoos (cool tattoos)
And thick thighs (thick thighs)
And fancy shoes (fancy shoes)
It don't mean I give you no less
And just because I'm in denial (in denial)
Didn't think it through (think it through)
Tryna get that cake (get that cake)
And eat it too (eat it too)
It don't mean I don't love you the best
If you were my boyfriend (yeah)
If you were my boyfriend (Oh)
If you were my boyfriend (yeah, yeah)
If you were my boyfriend
Ooh, ooh (whoo)