Debra Kadabra
Say she's a witch
Shit-ass Charlotte!
Ain't that a bitch?
Debra Kadabra –
Haw, that's rich!
On a ranch her granny
Shook her wrinkled fanny
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Shoes are too tight and pointed
Shoes are too tight and pointed
Ankles sorta puffin' out
Cause me to shout
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Oh Debra Algebra Ebneezra Kadabra!
Witch Goddess, Witch Goddess of Lancashire Boulevard!
Cover my entire bodice with Avon Cologna
And drive me to some relative's house in East L.A. (Wooden dog!)
Just till my skin clears up
Turn it to Channel 13
And make me watch the rubber tongue
When it comes out
From the puffed and flabulent Mexican rubber-goods mask
Next time they show the Binaca
Make me buy The Flosser
Make me grow Braniac Fingers
But with more hair
Make me kiss your turquoise jewelry!
Emboss me!
Rub the hot front part of my head
With rigid unguents!
Give me bas-relief!
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Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it (Oh, hell, yes!)
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it (Oh, hell, yes!)
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it (Oh, hell, yes!)
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it (Oh, hell, yes!)
Learn the Pachuco Hop
And let me twirl ya
(Learn the Pachuco... learn the Pachuco Hop an' lemme twirl you)
Oh Debra Fauntleroy-Magnesium Kadabra!
Take me with you
Don't you want release?