Went to the fortune teller
I had my fortune read
I didn't know what to tell her
I had an dizzy feelin' in my head
Soon she took a look in my palm
She said sonny you feel kinda warm
And she looked into her crystal ball
And said you're in love
I said, how could that be so
I'm not for all the girls I know
She said when the next one arrives
You'll be lookin' in her eyes
I left there in a hurry
Lookin' forward to my big surprise
The next day I discovered
That the fortune teller told me lies
I hurried right back to that woman
Just as mad as I could be
I told, I didn't see nobody
Why had she made a fool of me
Then somethin' struck me
As if it came from up above
While lookin' at the fortune teller
I fell in love
Now I'm a happy fella
I'm married to the fortune teller
We're happy as we can be
And now I get my fortune told for free