There is a man that sits in the corner of my room
No-one else sees him
When I tell them there is a man that sits in the corner of my room
They beat me (we beat him).
Oh go away, you're not really there
Don't come back another day, please.
There is a man that brings me jewells in my milk
No-one else sees him
When I tell them there is a man that brings me jewells in my milk
They beat me (we beat him).
Oh go away, you're not really there
Don't come back another day, please.
They say I may go home soon
Wouldn't that be nice
I'd take that man with me to use as a doorstop
I'm sure that Mummy wouldn't mind
Even though he's dark and furry and hasn't got very nice habits.
There is a man that brings me coffee in my tea
No-one else sees him
When I tell them there is a man... there is a man...