Ladies, gentleman and non-binary passengers Welcome to Vialsland The year is 3019 and the local time is 10:20 a.m. For your safety and comfort Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened Until your captain turns off the fasten seatbelt sign We would like to remind you that Vialsland is a female supremacy And a safe space for all living creatures All non-allies will be promptly deported For your indulgence the tap water is alkalized at pH10 And safe for consumption Please be advised, this is a plant based and plastic free zone And the fine for littering is one million Vials Dollars Passengers with limited mobility who require assistance are priority And we would be happy to assist you in deplaning prior to the rest of the cabin On behalf of Vials Air and the entire crew We would like to thank you for joining us on The Vials Odyssey We offer flight services to all major destinations in the galaxy And we look forward to flying high with you again soon We hope you enjoy your stay in Vialsland, where your fantasy is our reality