Here's to the state of Richard Nixon For underneath his border, the devil draws no line If you drag his muddy rivers, nameless bodies you will find And the factories of the forest have hid a thousand crimes And the calendar's lying when it reads the present time Woah, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of Richard Nixon, find yourself another country to be part of And here's to the schools of Richard Nixon Where they're teaching all the children that they don't have to care All the rudiments of hated are present everywhere And every single classroom is a factory of despair Oh, there's nobody learning such a foreign word as fair Woah, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of Richard Nixon, find yourself another country to be part of Yes, and here's to the cops of Richard Nixon They're chewing their tobacco as they lock the prison door And their bellies bounce inside them when they knock you to the floor No they don't like taking prisoners in their private little wars And behind their broken badges, there are murderers and more Woah, here's to the land you torn out the heart of Richard Nixon, find yourself another country to be part of And here's to the churches of Richard Nixon (and Billy Graham) I think Billy Graham should be castrated. Where the cross once made with silver now is caked with rust And the Sunday morning sermons pander to their lust How the fallen face of Jesus is choking in the dust And heaven only knows in which god they can trust Woah, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of Richard Nixon, find yourself another country to be part of And here's to the government of Richard Nixon In the swamp of their bureaucracy they're always bogging down And criminals are posing as the mayors of the town And they hope that no one sees the sights and no one hears the sounds And the speeches of the Spiro are the ravings of a clown Woah, here's to the land you've torn out the heart of Richard Nixon, find yourself another country to be part of