Deep in the forest lies the mushroom vale
And those within who reek of blood and ale
They don't make treats inside of trees
They may be short, but they break knees
Rise of the war gnomes
♪
Axes hack, ankles crack
Furious compact attack
Maces swing, sliced hamstring
Uprising
Ambuscade, forest raid
None dissuade their crusade
Rise of the war gnomes
♪
Painted in the blood of their enemies
Or camouflaged with sticks and leaves
They have not height, but find their might
The furious small ones unite
♪
When you hear the tiny bugle sound
Gnomes all around, barely inches from the ground
Shins will be shattered and knee caps be impaled
'Til their foes tumble and fail
Now their prey is writhing on the floor
Gnomes pounce upon them and revel in the gore
Nothing but bones lying littered in their wake
So beware for goodness sake
Swarming rage, they rampage
Fighting all for war they wage
Daggers slash, crimson splash
Shield wall clash
Arrows fly, death defy
Glorify the battle cry
Rise of the war gnomes
Painted in the blood of their enemies
Or camouflaged with sticks and leaves
They have not height, but find their might
The furious small ones unite
♪
When you hear the tiny bugle sound
Gnomes all around, barely inches from the ground
Shins will be shattered and knee caps be impaled
'Til their foes tumble and fail
Now their prey is writhing on the floor
Gnomes pounce upon them and revel in the gore
Nothing but bones lying littered in their wake
So beware for goodness sake