Have you heard the latest news?
Walking dead ain't got no shoes
Dracula is drinking coke
Global warming is a joke
Have you seen what's on tv?
Corn is made of LSD
They found a cure for your disease
And it grows on trees
I wash my brain with turpentine
I scrape the bullshit off my mind
I exorcise the evil beast
Before I close my eyes
Have you read the magazines?
The moon is stuffed with jelly beans
Grab a rifle if you can
You'll become a better man