What I'd like to know Is how the lady in the pay phone Comes across within the pips With many smiles and jubilations She tells you that she's happy With the marriage that she's making But she wonders if you know About a better lubrication Well then you cut her short to say Are you changing nappies Is your husband hard at work Or is he playing with the secretary There's hope in legal force In this great land of pure democracy With leaflets on this matter I can truly understand your need. But they don't truly understand It wasn't written by a man Only playing with our words When we so wanted to be happy All I'd like to say Is how it's pleasant being single But I might as well be married Cos I'll playing with her jingles You hear so many things Despite I know it would be better If I put her on the pill Instead playing with French letters But this whole world don't understand It was written by a man Only playing with our words When we so wanted to be happy I watch you on the telly And you answer all my questions Yeah you smiled at me so sweetly That I thought you really loved me Sometimes I think I'm mad Despite I know you're just a figure On this great new plastic screen That seems to spur up all my vigour But this old girl don't understand It wasn't written by a man Only playing with our words When we so wanted to be happy