Dreamed I saw Rod Serling in Prattville, Alabama with A snake on his head and a trumpet in his hand He claimed to be hitchhiking all The way to the Grand Canyon y'all Had a twelve pack in his coat and a bag for his band He said, what brings you out here tonight From your silent sleeping night Did you hear a friendly voice you never knew But before he let me answer he Said careful when you're sleeping see Never take your dreams at face value What if what if who did who did Maybe you and all you're there with Terribly tempting I may need some air What if what if who did who did Can't be sure who all to get with She's trying to tempt me under under there I saw Alfred Hitchcock in A jumpsuit made by Bowie then Directing traffic with a book of love Behind him was a cart where he Guessed weight and gave out potion tea Blocking out a drama to jack a car He said what brings you out here tonight What secrets are you holding tight You need a private eye to find a clue But before he let me answer he Said careful what you're screening see Never take your dreams at face value What if what if who did who did Maybe you and all you're there with Terribly tempting I may need some air What if what if who did who did Can't be sure who all to get with She's trying to tempt me under under there I dreamed I saw Bob Denver who Was dressed up just like Ginger whew Chartering a plane to Hollywood From a plastic hand bag he Passed quarters out like breath mints see He didn't know if it helped But the bag damn sure looked good He said what brings you out here tonight Whose cup have you been getting high Is it from the strange or one of the crew But before he let me answer he Said careful what you're dealing see And never take your dreams at face value What if what if who did who did Maybe you and all you're there with Terribly tempting I may need some air What if what if who did who did Can't be sure who all to get with She's trying to tempt me under under there