Dreamed I saw Rod Serling in
Prattville, Alabama with
A snake on his head and a trumpet in his hand
He claimed to be hitchhiking all
The way to the Grand Canyon y'all
Had a twelve pack in his coat and a bag for his band
He said, what brings you out here tonight
From your silent sleeping night
Did you hear a friendly voice you never knew
But before he let me answer he
Said careful when you're sleeping see
Never take your dreams at face value
What if what if who did who did
Maybe you and all you're there with
Terribly tempting I may need some air
What if what if who did who did
Can't be sure who all to get with
She's trying to tempt me under under there
I saw Alfred Hitchcock in
A jumpsuit made by Bowie then
Directing traffic with a book of love
Behind him was a cart where he
Guessed weight and gave out potion tea
Blocking out a drama to jack a car
He said what brings you out here tonight
What secrets are you holding tight
You need a private eye to find a clue
But before he let me answer he
Said careful what you're screening see
Never take your dreams at face value
What if what if who did who did
Maybe you and all you're there with
Terribly tempting I may need some air
What if what if who did who did
Can't be sure who all to get with
She's trying to tempt me under under there
I dreamed I saw Bob Denver who
Was dressed up just like Ginger whew
Chartering a plane to Hollywood
From a plastic hand bag he
Passed quarters out like breath mints see
He didn't know if it helped
But the bag damn sure looked good
He said what brings you out here tonight
Whose cup have you been getting high
Is it from the strange or one of the crew
But before he let me answer he
Said careful what you're dealing see
And never take your dreams at face value
What if what if who did who did
Maybe you and all you're there with
Terribly tempting I may need some air
What if what if who did who did
Can't be sure who all to get with
She's trying to tempt me under under there