Who would have believed that in the year of our Lord 2017 Hot red people would come from Mars To seduce and destructify the simple peoples of earth? Failed pockets of resistance antagonised the alien invaders further Causing the almost extinction of the human race I remember a time before Before she offered me wine Looking back I should have seen Her bright red crimson skin She was part of an invasion force Also, she had red horns Now I think about it red teeth too I can no longer blame the wine Red is the colour of our blood left as a hazard on the floor Hot red people from Mars destructify our world It was time to retaliate An expedition to Mars Mars, the red, red planet Full of hot red people We were part of an invasion force But we failed to find our foe In our anger, we only saw red Making it impossible to find them Red is the colour of our blood left as a hazard on the floor Hot red people from Mars destructify our world I am lupine soldier now - my posting, Olympus Mons I'll search the Tharsis region for the Red Riding Hoods My disguise is that of an alluring human grandma My nightdress is cumbersome, my disguise ineffective I trip, my visor cracks, the icy world creeps in I'll think of the hot red girl and what could have been As my blurry vision fades, I hold on to a final thing: If I had got to second base could I have been The Martian king? Red is the colour of our blood left as a hazard on the floor Hot red people from Mars destructify our world