All the times I faked it when we tried to celebrate it I followed you for ages I just let you navigate it Now I'm the one to feel the weight of all the years I wasted Babe, it's a fucking Tuesday Didn't think you'd end it on a Tuesday Should've called it when you brought me to that café You chose the chain, a neutral space For when you made your exit Didn't think you'd only get a water Should've told me that before I made my order Hadn't even touched my cup, you said your piece I watched you leave All the, all the, all the, faked it, faked it, faked it, babe, babe All the times I faked it when we tried to celebrate it I followed you for ages I just let you navigate it Now I'm the one to feel the weight of all the years I wasted Babe, it's a fucking Tuesday Didn't think you'd end it on a Tuesday If I were you I would've picked a Friday I'd do it right, by candlelight Before I made my exit 'Cause that way when you'd have to tell the story You wouldn't have to say "when she left me I hadn't even touched my cup, she said her piece I watched her leave" All the, all the, all the, faked it, faked it, faked it All the times I faked it All the times I faked it when we tried to celebrate it I followed you for ages I just let you navigate it Now I'm the one to feel the weight of all the years I wasted Babe, it's a fucking Tuesday You stop, you turn in the doorway I take a sip, I look away Didn't think you'd end it on a Tuesday You never really gave a shit anyway You stop, you turn in the doorway I take a sip, I look away Didn't think you'd end it on a Tuesday You never really gave a shit anyway You stop, you turn in the doorway I take a sip, I look away Didn't think you'd end it on a Tuesday All the times I faked it All the times I faked it when we tried to celebrate it I followed you for ages I just let you navigate it Now I'm the one to feel the weight of all the years I wasted Babe, it's a fucking Tuesday