You know you lot are all an abomination, And in an hour you're all meeting in Hell? Each of your sins will be counted and numbered At the gates of heaven - Have you thought of all of the lies you can tell To St. Peter when he asks you the question: "Have you been saved? Can you tell me his name?" The wine and liquor in your throats'll disable Any chance you have to answer with a word that'll win you the game So buy a ride on the H-train to your destiny Take a ride, an express lane to your doom You know you lot are all lying with Satan, And in an hour you'll be begging him "please, Give me a minute of relief from the suffering" But he'll only turn the fire up, and do it with the greatest of ease And St. Peter will be laughing in heaven, A million miles gone from you and your screams, And I'll be sitting at the feet of the father Bring the bomb and my salvation, Time for all of this to tear from the seams So buy a ride on the H-train to your destiny Take a ride an express lane to your doom Buy a ride on the H-train I'm in ecstasy Cause when you ride that express lane, yeah you're screwed So walk along with your tears in your eyes All the birds and the flies have a chance of salvation Walk along with your fears and your cries Realize that we're all gonna die, it's just a matter of patience Walk along with your tears in your eyes, But realize that it's not too late to repent and go to heaven Walk along with your eyes to the ground, but I'm around - So have a seat and give me your first and last confession