Dame Durdan kept five servant maids To carry the milking pail She also kept five labouring men To use the spade and flail 'Twas Moll and Bet and Doll and Kit And Dolly to drag her tail 'Twas Tom and Dick and Joe and Jack And Humphrey with his flail Then Tom kissed Molly and Dick kissed Betty And Joe kissed Dolly and Jack kissed Kitty And Humphrey with his flail And Kitty she was a charming girl To carry the milking pail Dame Durdan in the morn so soon She did begin to call To rouse her servants, maids and men She did begin to bawl 'Twas Moll and Bet and Doll and Kit And Dolly to drag her tail 'Twas Tom and Dick and Joe and Jack And Humphrey with his flail Then Tom kissed Molly and Dick kissed Betty And Joe kissed Dolly and Jack kissed Kitty And Humphrey with his flail And Kitty she was a charming girl To carry the milking pail 'Twas on the morn of Valentine When birds begin to prate Dame Durdan and her maids and men They all together meet 'Twas Moll and Bet and Doll and Kit And Dolly to drag her tail 'Twas Tom and Dick and Joe and Jack And Humphrey with his flail Then Tom kissed Molly and Dick kissed Betty And Joe kissed Dolly and Jack kissed Kitty And Humphrey with his flail Kissed Dorothy Draggletail And Kitty she was a charming girl To carry the milking pail