Have you seen the paper
Have you read the news
Two hundred million disappear
And the whole world is confused
The churches are empty now
No one goes there any more
The remains of the bibles
Lay scattered on the floor
Remember Mr. Tomlinson
Who everybody knew
He vanished from his home last week
He was one of the chosen few
A crash on the highway
Seven people dead
Twelve are unaccounted for at least
That's what the radio said
A tragedy in my life
And I know what it's all about
I heard it explained to me last week and
I just laughed out loud
The chances of it happening
Seemed a million years away
But I never expected it happenin'
Like it happened the other day