Another day I can't get out of bed Another staring contest with the ceiling It's funny how I'm so fucking depressed Even with the best view of the city Even if I said I'm fine No, the polygraph don't lie 'Cause if being sad's a crime I'm guilty, I'm guilty I've been so miserable, it's criminal I'm so guilty, hope it don't kill me 'Cause I don't wanna die Doctor diagnosed me as a mess I told him that he kind of hurt my feelings 'Cause I've been pushing daffodils, sugar coat my happy pills Nicotine and Benadryl, somehow I'm unhappy still That's just my way of dealing Even if I said I'm fine No, the polygraph don't lie 'Cause if being sad's a crime I'm guilty, I'm guilty I've been so miserable, it's criminal I'm so guilty, hope it don't kill me 'Cause I don't wanna die I'm guilty (Ooh, guilty) (I'm guilty) 'Cause I don't wanna die