The female form, oh Betty Page in leopard print lemonade The world became sour at the sight of her I loved her like a sister or a piece of furniture A rubber dress and a leather whip Her photographs were well equipped at shocking the government of the day If they just knew poor Betty for her innocence and naivete I am Miss Puritan, I know my answers are right I am Miss Holier Than, I will win this justified fight It's not easy, no, it's not easy A silver gun what a glorious hit man stuck inside his lover's basement Thinking about the situation in front of him He loves her like a mother or a piece of furniture Two lives left, and one is for the taking He's the husband, an insurance agent, now he's the target for the postman Who brought lust with his deliveries of innocence and naivete I am Miss Puritan, I know my answers are right I am Miss Holier Than, I will win this justified fight It's not easy, no, it's not easy The bullets flew and it hit her face The insurance paid for the wedding day and now there's a partner for the postman He loves her like a mother or a piece of furniture And Betty Page isn't made of sin now that Jesus Christ is her only best friend And her bikini is her Bible I guess they call that survival when all your pictures turn yellow.