Quit school when she was 17 Senator on TV calls her welfare queen Used to be daddy's little girl Now she needs help in this mean ol' world Buys cassette tapes in the bargain bin Loves Carlene Carter and Loretta Lynn Tries to have fun on a Saturday night Sunday morning don't shine too bright It's welfare music Watch the baby dance To the welfare music Will she ever stand a chance? Takes two to make three but one ain't here Still chasing women and drinking beer Says nobody understands how he feels But that don't pay the monthly bills Angry fat man on the radio Wants to keep his taxes way down low Says there oughta be a law Angriest man you ever saw Welfare music Just watch the baby dance To the welfare music Well she ever stand a chance? Baby dance circles on the floor 'Round and 'round just like before Baby fall down, baby get up Baby needs a drink from a lovin' cup It's welfare music Watch the baby dance To the welfare music When she ever stand a chance? Welfare music Just watch the baby dance To the welfare music Will she ever stand a chance?