Hope no one sees me in this accident, Hope no one sees me in this accident, With my feet down through the floorboards, And my head up through the busted glass, With my face smashed against the dash, There's no attraction like a fatal crash Now someone said it was a light I didn't have, Then someone said it was a reckless U-turn, And someone said, "Another Sunday driver" Picnic lunches in the street, Cold meat in the seat Let's go see who's in an accident, Who's feet are poking through the floorboards, Who's head is smashed against the glass, Who's face is smashed against the dash Let's go see who's in an accident Let's go see who's in an accident Let's go see who's in an accident Ah ah ah-ah