You're the psychotic daughter of a psychotic mother Your father was a megalomaniac You've got an insane brother Your nurse committed suicide When you tore her off strip You carry a shooter to parties 'cos you think it's hip But it's a pure mania It stopped being a game When you found it would take you to the asylum again Well your uncle was a rich man But he also was a thief His sister was a dyke thing who went out with girls to get relief You come on with your "how do you do?" Honey I need a drink before I can look at you But it's a pure mania It stopped being a game When you found it would take you to the asylum again Well your grandmother was into homicide just for kicks And your grandfather put people's eyes out with a pointed stick Your whole family seems to be round the bend If I got hitched up with you it'd be the livin' end But it's a pure mania It stopped being a game When you found it would take you to the asylum again Well you may not have an asylum But you sure got 9.00 to 5.00 You'd better go and find a doctor See if you're alive