Happy Halloween everybody!!! (Yo dog where are you guys? I can't find you! It's so dark out here!) (Hey Cameron don't steal my candy man) (Are you guys ready to get crazy?) Trick, Trick. I was working in the lab Late one night, When my eyes beheld an eerie sight My monster from his slab Began to rise and Suddenly to my surprise From my laboratory in the castle east, To the master bedroom Where vampires feast, The ghouls all came from their humble abodes, To get a jolt from my electro codes And the zombie were having fun, The party had just begun. The guests included wolf man, Dracula and his son The scene was rocking, We're digging the sounds, Igor on chains backed by his hounds, The coffin bangers were about to arrive, With their group, Crypt kicker five He did the mash He did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash We did the mash It caught on in a flash The monster mash He did the monster mash Yo Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened up the lid And shook his fist and said What ever happened to my Transylvania twist dude? He did the mash He did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash We did the mash It caught on in a flash The monster mash He did the monster mash Go, go. Now everything's cool, Drac's part of the band, And the monster mash is the hit of the land, For you, The living, This mash was meant too, When you get to my door Tell them Zacula sent you.! He did the monster mash.! He did the mash We'll go to multiple mashes The monster mash We'll get in all kind of graveyard smashes He did the mash You crazy, You're crazy man! The monster mash He did the monster mash!!!!