This country's lost its nerve What do you say to that? Was born without a curve Intended to be flat Old ideas Go out the window And it feels Like I was standing below Hey 911, I think we got an issue I just hit up Costco and we're out of paper tissue I'm cracking up baby, and feeling concerned The floor's turned to lava and my mom's out of work She's pushing sixty-eight And I'm staying up pretty late I know who coming first I know who gets it last And something's gotta burn Observe this broken glass You might say To move along now But not me and not my friends I am afraid we will be standing in the way Try again if you must, we won't go down just like that Hey 911, alert your next official I just called the cops and what we got was non-judicial We've all seen the news now, don't make me come out I've spent the last fifteen weeks just stuck inside my own house And I've got it pretty good Much better than I should Hey 911, I told you not to go there Who's gonna be next, my baby sister or your bro there? I've got a bad feeling, the room's heating up There's flames in the window and all I've got's this empty cup So tell me what's the plan? I'm not a patient man