He likes to sit like Buddah in a window pane He wanna see the people he wants to see the rain Don't wanna catch a bus don't wanna catch a train He's happy being Buddah in a window pane He said I'm helpless I'm hopeless and that is that I'm stupid and I'm I'm worthless and I'm ugly and I'm fat I'm having trouble talking cos the flesh around my mouth Is offending all my neighbours so I think I'm moving house (Shame shame shame) Quick get me to the train cos it's leaving soon With my fatman packed away in the baggage room He hasn't any guts and I don't even know his name But I think he's very special and I love him all the same Oh, listen up fatman as a matter of fact I can send you away and I can bring you right back Listen up fatman as a matter of fact I can send you away and I can bring you right back Goodbye fatman goodbye fatman Goodbye fatman goodbye fatman Give me a drink give me a drug Give me a drink give me a drug Goodbye fatman goodbye fatman Give me a drink give me a drug Give me a drink give me a drug Give me a drink give me a drug Give me a drink give me a drug Oh let's do it fatman let's fall in love Goodbye fatman