He likes to sit like Buddah in a window pane
He wanna see the people he wants to see the rain
Don't wanna catch a bus don't wanna catch a train
He's happy being Buddah in a window pane
He said I'm helpless I'm hopeless and that is that
I'm stupid and I'm I'm worthless and I'm ugly and I'm fat
I'm having trouble talking cos the flesh around my mouth
Is offending all my neighbours so I think I'm moving house
(Shame shame shame)
Quick get me to the train cos it's leaving soon
With my fatman packed away in the baggage room
He hasn't any guts and I don't even know his name
But I think he's very special and I love him all the same
Oh, listen up fatman as a matter of fact
I can send you away and I can bring you right back
Listen up fatman as a matter of fact
I can send you away and I can bring you right back
Goodbye fatman goodbye fatman
Goodbye fatman goodbye fatman
Give me a drink give me a drug
Give me a drink give me a drug
Goodbye fatman goodbye fatman
Give me a drink give me a drug
Give me a drink give me a drug
Give me a drink give me a drug
Give me a drink give me a drug
Oh let's do it fatman let's fall in love
Goodbye fatman