The conventions of rap dictate that every MC who takes the mic
Claims to be the best, fills his set with hype
It's OTT
But if we imagine a world where every MC really is badder and fresher
Than every other, it just gets madder and madder
One of those rooftop salmon ladders
Drawn by...
The impossible rapper
Ain't nobody does it better
Under pressure
He's so clever
Gives you pleasure
Forever
So watch the water flow round and round
Without the need for pressure
This world of perpetual motion
Is just a beautiful illusion
The impossible rapper
Ain't nobody does it better
Under pressure
He's so clever
Gives you pleasure
Forever
Karl Marx and Biz Markie would probably agree
Equality has yet to make much of a mark on the world of the MC
Spin the turntable round and round
He's got a Boss Dr Sample underground
He's got a bag full of patterns to give the ladies pleasure
It's the rise and fall and rise of the house of Escher
Ain't nobody does it better
Not MC Eric Satie or MC Franz Kafka
Gives you pleasure forever