What a catalogue of degradation is here What a sad bad messed up state of affairs I've tried everything I've tried everything All that honey wants is to follow the instructions She won't believe it doesn't work that way I've got all the right questions but she doesn't want the answers No she doesn't want to hear a word I say Now she's feeling very lonely Now she thinks that she's no good Now she doesn't know where home is And the cold November London weather Burns her like no desert ever could All that honey wants is someone to watch Twin Peaks with She'll be kissing frogs from here to judgment day It's like automatic writing, I don't mean to be impertinent But she's gonna think what she's gonna think Now she's as far away as China Now I'm crying every day She says she put it all behind her I can't take it How does a girl get ahead these days (x7) All that honey ever wants is love (x7) All she'll ever have to do without