Marnie's got a problem She wants to keep a lion in her room She's going crazy She's going to get in trouble soon She's going crazy Her bedroom wall looks just like Regent's Park She's going crazy She hunts for tiny creatures after dark Chorus: Feline fury of the jungle Stripey death from Bangladesh Marnie's going to get in trouble She's going to end up in a mess Oh Marnie, you're so charming I never could avoid you if I tried You're so disarming I love the way you blink your precious eyes But you're so crazy I have to tell you now before its too late You're going crazy You'll end up on some savage creature's plate Chorus Marnie, understand me They're not just everyday big moggies. Marnie, these are big and wild: They don't go "meow" Chorus Now Marnie has a problem She wants to keep a panther in her tiny upstairs flat And not just any pather Uh-oh, Marnie wants it black I'm going really haywire All I want's my girlfriend back And I say Chorus Yes yes