I think I'll go to Russia 'Cause I don't like porn or cocoa I think I'll go to Russia 'Cause I don't like porn or cocoa I must explain I'm not complaining I'm just having fun I must explain I'm not complaining I'm just having fun I think I'll go to Russia 'Cause I don't like porno girls I must explain I'm not complaining I'm just having fun I think I'll go to Russia 'Cause I don't like porno girls I think I'll go to Russia 'Cause I don't like porno girls The horrors in your daily paper Those aren't true at all I know I'm gonna live forever 'Though it beats the rule I must explain I'm not complaining I'm just having fun I must explain I'm not complaining I'm just having fun