I learned my lesson the hard way
If it's too good to be true then it probably is
Historically you're a mistake
But those light washed jeans seem to fall right off your hips
It's time that our last time was the last time
If I wanted a fast track to falling in love
And then a crash course in fucking it up
Then I'd come back for I'd come back for you
If I wanted a romance high on adrenaline
Then a heartbreak like you invented it
I know who to ask for
I'd take a crash course from you
Who knows there might be a version
Of you that actually keeps your promises
Historically, you're the worst when
I start believing the lies falling off your lips
It's time that our last time was the last time
If I wanted a fast track to falling in love
And then a crash course in fucking it up
Then I'd come back for I'd come back for you
If I wanted a romance high on adrenaline
Then a heartbreak like you invented it
I know who to ask for
I'd take a crash course from you
(Take a crash course from you)
I know who to ask for
I'd take a crash course from you