I learned my lesson the hard way If it's too good to be true then it probably is Historically you're a mistake But those light washed jeans seem to fall right off your hips It's time that our last time was the last time If I wanted a fast track to falling in love And then a crash course in fucking it up Then I'd come back for I'd come back for you If I wanted a romance high on adrenaline Then a heartbreak like you invented it I know who to ask for I'd take a crash course from you Who knows there might be a version Of you that actually keeps your promises Historically, you're the worst when I start believing the lies falling off your lips It's time that our last time was the last time If I wanted a fast track to falling in love And then a crash course in fucking it up Then I'd come back for I'd come back for you If I wanted a romance high on adrenaline Then a heartbreak like you invented it I know who to ask for I'd take a crash course from you (Take a crash course from you) I know who to ask for I'd take a crash course from you