We're taught, for what it's worth That God created life on earth That's what we're given to believe It's also written in The Book That on the day that Adam took His first long look at Eve He eyed her tenderly And though his thoughts were pure Noting her gender he remarked One thing's for sure I'm going to get me some of that I'll be the first man to begat But Eve, nobody's fool Said, There are things, my friend I think that you should hear About the things that I'm not going to take I'm not for free, my friend And if that's not quite clear Why don't you go try it with that snake? Well Adam must have seen There's no real choice between A love affair with Beauty or the Beast So he wrote fig-leaf checks For prehistoric sex He must have learned at least That it's the geld that counts In very large amounts Don't tell me you're just finding out What it's all about Mister you just got here from the moon In the best bank accounts It's still the geld that counts It may be sad but yet it's true It's something all of you Would-be lovers must discover too Philosophers and sages Writing wisdom of the ages All agree and leave no doubt That if you want to play the boss You'd better plan to come across Or else you'll do without Why even Romeo Found out to his dismay The lovely Juliet Would not come out to play If all he offered her Were speeches Julie had the brains to know That each is on his very own She said, Look here, my friend I think it's time for you To learn a few things you will never see For there's not much, my friend A girl is going to do For just some words Beneath her balcony Well there's a moral here By now it should be clear By now it should not come As a surprise You pay for what you get A peek of Juliet To girls who realize When the champagne amounts That's when it really counts Because champagne has to be A [?] Drinking water from a [?] cup It's strictly geld that counts In very large amounts So mister all you got to do Is bear in mind that you've Got enough You better get it up