Yeah, You only had one job And you couldn't even do it You a Lost cause Yeah the proof is the pudding If I was your boss You'd be unemployed Pack your stuff up boy You never showed up on time I let it slide It would be fine once or twice Yeah yeah But it's been 99 You crossed the line And I'm, I'm Done being nice It's 8:45, I've been ready since 7 You made reservations But I know you didn't Hmm... Yeah, You only had one job And you couldn't even do it You a Lost cause Yeah the proof is the pudding If I was your boss You'd be unemployed Pack your stuff up boy Cause you only had one job Time is money, honey that you're wasting Can't you understand that I'm frustrated? Self righteous,God forbid im inconvenient Letting you know I'm letting you go Bought a new dress Oh, But you're gonna miss it You got my best But now you get the pink slip Hmm... Yeah, You only had one job And you couldn't even do it You a Lost cause Yeah the proof is the pudding If I was your boss You'd be unemployed Pack your stuff up boy Cause you only had one job Think I deserve a little applause Working up the nerve And cutting you off Tired of listening to ya When you're just all talk And you'll never quit I'm so over it Cause you only had one job Yeah you only had one job