The gate was guarded by a dog Who cared for safety bout as much as it gets paid for the job You need a ticket to enter hell Pay the cost with your sanity wander the first realm Take a look, make a note, hear the crying screams Notice how the patrons take up residence and try to sleep It's never clear why they're here But they've all begun to stand which means the time is getting near Hope springs from the window But it's just an illusion full of confusion no info They scurry to a drum with no beat Then retreat to spend their freedom on the things they don't need Driven by Thanatos, grab your soul keep it close The journey's unforgiving on this mobile Jerry Springer show Everything you ever heard is prob'ly true and more absurd Say a prayer it wouldn't hurt It's a destination full of destitution On a road paved with doubt without a resolution No regard for the rules The lack of conscience is appalling for the lost and confused The characters amaze are they normal or they crazed? Some smell like hell on toast like they awoke from the grave No time to relax and chill Amidst the dense fog beware the hound of the Baskervilles