Dropped my pants let my dick hit the pavement
Then watched it roll around like a pig in a blanket
No foot on the break
Found the nearest phone booth, and put on a cape
See it flapping? I'm important
A super hero choking crooks out with his foreskin
Wrecking balls, knock them out
They all scram when the super cock comes out
I be swinging dick on the daily
Killing villains with my flesh pistol always spraying
The bad guys try to hit me
But they don't know the magenta tip works quickly
They run when the cock is deployed
Cause they know what happens when my balls drop and destroy
Leaving them shocked and confused
My dick is slap happy but I'm not as amused
The cock cop is on duty, yeah you know it
She's acting suspicious, let's see if she blows it
There're a lot of dicks new on the beat
But they ain't got the sizzle like I do in my meat
Put the coffee down
This is my city I'm running this town
Little caribou with a loose buckle
I'm form fitted, moose knuckle
I don't need a bullet proof vest
When my balls are so big that they cover my chest
Ready to unlock and unload
Cum inside a blanket superman dat ho
Blue balls, I'm feeling teste
No pity when they say don't arrest me
Gotham knows when I'm flashing my nuts
The crime stopping cock tea bagging them up