Sneakin' Sally through the alley Tryin' to keep her out of sight Sneakin' Sally through the alley When up pops the wife I said, "I can't find nothing wrong with being friends 'Cause sometimes she lets me use the car" She said, "If you can't find nothing wrong with your mind You better, you better find something wrong with her, her" So I began to try to explain That it just wasn't, just wasn't what she thought I'd better find something to do with my time The fact is I've just been caught Sneakin' Sally through the alley Tryin' to get away clean Sneakin' Sally through the alley When up pops the queen Tryin' to double talk, get myself in trouble talk Catchin' myself in lies, catch myself in lies Mama just looked at me as if I was crazy She didn't even bat an eye So I began to try to explain That it just wasn't, just wasn't what she thought I'd better find something to do with my time The fact is just been caught, just been caught Sneakin', sneakin', sneakin' Sneakin' Sally through the alley Sneakin' Sally through the alley I'm tryin' to get away clean Sneakin' through the alley with Sally When up pops the queen Sneakin' through the alley with Sally Sneakin' Sally through the alley