Mr. Handpuppet Man likes his hands nice and clean
Because he's got a big date with the girls in the magazines
Mr. Handpuppent Man really doesn't get around
But to all the cover girls he's the biggest guy in town
Don't be a Handpupet Man
Don't be a Handpupet Man
Don't be a Handpupet Man
Mr. Handpuppet Man was lonely till he saw her standing there
And we told him not to do it but he had to have her he didn't care
Oh Mr. Handpuppet Man did she call you up on the phone
Well now go tell your mommy that you won't have to be so alone
Don't be a Handpupet Man
Don't be a Handpupet Man
Don't be a Handpupet Man
Mr. Handpuppet Man don't like see'in me at the the door
Because he thinks now he's got her and we won't have to see me no more
Mr. Handpuppet Man get a grip on reality
Cuz you gotta understand it's not her that I'm hear to see
Don't be a Handpupet Man
Don't be a Handpupet Man
Don't be a Handpupet Man
Don't be a Handpupet Man
Don't be a Handpupet Man
Don't be a Handpupet Man