(Feat. Chris Elliot) [Chris Elliot: "Get a Life"] Look at this face, what do you see? Look at it Dad, what do you see? What do you see? Say it, say it! Uhh ayuahh it's a face! Yeah but what kind of face? Uhh, pale. pasty. psychotic No Dad! It's a neatly chiseled, well groomed, drop dead handsome face! [Violin music starts] Sparkles - professional male model. Sparkles - professional male model. [1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate [2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous! [1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate [2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous! [1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate [1:] You must 1: You must 1: You must be another Handsome Boy graduate [1:] You you You must 1: You must be another Handsome Boy graduate [1:] You must 1: You must 1: You must be another Handsome Boy graduate [Chris Elliot] I'm gonna become, a male model I'm like a rough diamond that just needs a little polishing, that's all And that's exactly what Handsome Boy Modeling School's gonna do for me [2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous! [1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate . [1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate . [3:] Handsome Boy Modeling School wants handsome fellas To train to become successful male models. Bring your beautiful face, and a check for $60 [2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous! [1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate [2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous! [1:] You must be another Handsome Boy graduate [2:] Oh my God they're gorgeous!