Living on second chances I was dying on the bedroom floor I was sick as a dog I was smashed I was pickled and poor Living on second chances Living on them second chances Living on second chances Thank god for technology I went under the knife Just for my wife To multiply our family Living on second chances Living on them second chances Living on second chances I was sweating in a bathroom stall I was chafed to the bone Just wishing I was home alone Living on second chances Living on them second chances Like a midwest dad with a fresh deer tag I went under the knife, just for my wife I was chafed to the bone I was stoned all alone Now these kids are driving me crazy