I was driving in my truck
Ahead was in the road
Something I first thought was a duck
Turns out it was a goat
I hit it with my classic chrome
The bumper to its head
And now with caution I drive home
The goat, it seems, is dead
Bent metal, that is all I have
Bent metal is my life
Bent metal that is all I left
Bent metal, trouble, strife.
So here I am, with dented car
Not sure how I can mend
It doesn't matter in so far
That whiskey is my friend
Bent metal, that is all I have
Bent metal is my life
Bent metal that is all I left
Bent metal, trouble, strife.
Tomorrow then is a new day
I'll see what it will bring
I fix my truck and drive away
Today, let's hit nothing
Bent metal, that is all i have
Bent metal is my life
Bent metal that is all i left
Bent metal, trouble, strife.
A few sips from my good friend jack
A hammer as my tool
Some duck tape will restore it back
It now looks pretty cool
Bent metal, that is all i have
Bent metal is my life
Bent metal that is all i left
Bent metal,
Bent metal, that is all i have
Bent metal is my life
Bent metal that is all i left
Bent metal, trouble, strife.