There's a smell you can't find nowhere else It's sick and sweet If there's a hell that's sent that there will dwell Getting sugar from a sugar beet Well, all the way through clay county, 29, to grand forks that ranked perfume Yeah, she's up in Kandiyohi The long distance makes here memory grow weak You don't believe what you said The truth will make you swear a blue streak Yeah, I hear she's engaged I didn't mean to ruin you week But you won't like what you find there Kandiyohi Yeah, all your letter they're unopened And all your calls are going unreturned Yeah, you think you'd get the picture Oh, man you'll never learn Well, i tried to warn you You drive there to find out just the same Yes, you will You won't like what you find there Kandiyohi---Kandiyohi Angels above, drive the devil down below Yeah, you pray that you have her Now she's starting to show Well, I hear she's getting married and moving up to Fargo But, you won't like what you find there Kandiyohi---Kandiyohi, HEY