Asti Spumante, he's frozen orange He is a good lad raised on the water It's a little less tat then your council flat It's a little less flat then your council tat When I was younger when I was nothing at all Asti Spumante, he's frozen orange He is a good lad raised by a waiter In a black bin liner in the boot of your car Dump the leaves in Potters Bar Your old Ford Zephyr, your old Ford Zephyr Won't start, start, start, start, start, start They're making martyrs, English tarmac Why are you crying, are you a baby? Never done nothing unless he was told Never done nothing unless he was told It's the best feeling in the world Asti Spumante, he's frozen orange Asti Spumante, he's frozen orange Asti Spumante, he's frozen orange Asti Spumante, he's frozen orange